We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
