He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
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He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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