New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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