I don't remember. Are we still dating?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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