i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
we should paint friendship bongs
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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