my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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