Quick, to the slutcave!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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