Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
This is my gift to your gina
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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