Where is the hickey?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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