i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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