with your own penis?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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