I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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