Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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