I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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