If i come over, it means nothing
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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