so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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