we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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