this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize