Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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