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She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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