just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
