if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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