just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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