this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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