her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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