Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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