Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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