if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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