I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.