i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She bit a glass in half.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.