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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.

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• (518): View more from New York

  you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.

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• (707): View more from California

  Hahah. They reconnected again?

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  Like with his penis I guess

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here

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  Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment

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• (661): View more from California

  He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED

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