Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet

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(845): View more from New York

I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.

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(310): View more from California

he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed

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(513): View more from Ohio

Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.

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(636): View more from Missouri

it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.

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(425): View more from Washington

I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey

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