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  i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.

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  21 People That Are Skilled At Illegal Activities

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You can't just leave with hair like that

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud

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• (315): View more from New York

  Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack

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  This is why I love you...

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.

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