can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to