i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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