im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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