bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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