My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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