It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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