yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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