it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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