I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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