dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
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We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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