Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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