Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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