I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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