idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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