google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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