I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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