Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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