We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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