I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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