Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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