babies were throwing up all over the place
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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