is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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