And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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