Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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