Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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