I'm really into asian looking animals
another moral hangover. fuck.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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