Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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