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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa

  (404): View more from Georgia

  sure if you go to prison

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Going to get a "plan B"urrito

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?

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• (315): View more from New York

  why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....

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