they need to just BURY HIM!
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"