My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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