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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  its not stalking. its research.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.

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• (209): View more from California

  Responsibility does not care about your dick.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.

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  That's practically a relationship for you

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun

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