I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....