Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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