if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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