I must be too annoying 4 u.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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