I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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