i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
