can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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